Red Alan's MANIFESTO

We the undersigned Believe:

1.Nothing in Art is New od Oldfashined only Good or Bad

2.Failed paintings to be sent to Disaster zones to be used to make tents

3.Bad sculpturs should be instoled outside companies guilty of Financial Irregularities

4.Popular art will be displayed above head hight so we coluld see it

5.Videos should be no longet than 10 minutes comfy seating must be provided

6.Half of R.A.S. should wear dresses

7.Artist's biggest work is very very rearly their best

8.Artists are not philosophers, comedians, polititians, priests etc. They will be judged on their art

9.Special remedial help should be given to posh people to help them

10.We dare to make that difficult first move on the blank canvas on the future

My favourite artwork is the next one I make

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